Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
12/04/2014 at 14:17 • Filed to: None

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Querying ~30k mainframe ids individually to find ones with wrong information in one field.

$Headphones = "On"

$MusicVolume = 11


DISCUSSION (8)


Kinja'd!!! WRXerFish - WRX-Wing pilot > CalzoneGolem
12/04/2014 at 14:21

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SELECT Headphones, MusicVolume

FROM iPhone

WHERE TediousWork = 'True'


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > WRXerFish - WRX-Wing pilot
12/04/2014 at 14:23

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Get your SQL out of my face!


Kinja'd!!! WRXerFish - WRX-Wing pilot > CalzoneGolem
12/04/2014 at 14:39

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DELETE MySQLScript

FROM YourFace


Kinja'd!!! ACESandEIGHTS > CalzoneGolem
12/04/2014 at 15:37

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Ever notice how some people are resistant to saying "Query" correctly, i.e. "KWEER-ee"?

I hear "KWARE-ee," "KWER-ee," and I "KRINJ." Is it a political correctness thing?


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > ACESandEIGHTS
12/04/2014 at 15:45

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Uh ... are you propositioning me?


Kinja'd!!! ACESandEIGHTS > CalzoneGolem
12/04/2014 at 15:51

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Never been stymied on Oppositelock. Don't know what this means. No proposition here, just mad props.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > ACESandEIGHTS
12/04/2014 at 15:52

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I don't think I've ever heard someone mispronounce Query. Maybe I haven't been listening hard enough?


Kinja'd!!! ACESandEIGHTS > CalzoneGolem
12/04/2014 at 15:56

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Don't bother; it's trivial. Once you hear it though you can't unhear it.

Like the girl I used to know who said "ackleast."

As in, "Yes huh you owe me money. You owe me ack least five dollars, if not more."

Cringe-a-tron 5000.